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今日北海道の知人からジャガイモ(男爵)が送られてきました。
ジャガイモの肌にまとわりついている土の色も真新しく,産地直送以上に作り手の心が伝わって来るような味わい。北海道の味を満喫しました。一部はお客様にもお出しして,「ジャガイモ」ってこんなに美味しいのとびっくりされておりました。
私の所には,四季折々、山芋、茄子,ミョウガ、アスパラ,カボス、オクラ、キュウリ、様々な野菜が送られてきます。これらは地方の生産者が市場に出しても売れそうも無い,形、色,大きさが荷受けの希望に合わないと言われる作物がほとんどです。
売れないので使って下さいと言う訳です。

無農薬。減農薬農法。これらには虫食いの跡が有ります。化学肥料を使わず自然農法で作ったため成長が良く,規格外になってしまった完熟野菜。曲がってしまったキュウリ。
減水、減肥料で自然にたくましく育った香りたっぷりのハーブ。
(市場では葉が薄く見た目きれいが良い)自然に放っておいたら出来すぎてサイズがバラバラのミョウガ、ズッキーニ等々です。
スーパーや街の八百屋に並んでいる野菜よりはるかに旨い野菜ばかりです。流通業者、消費者にどうしてかもてない野菜。

人気ラーメン店。豚骨,鶏ガラを使って何時間も,何日も煮込んだ自慢のスープとのキャッチフレーズ。一定時間以上煮込んでしまうとスープはおいしく無くなるが、それはさておいて、。鶏ガラ、豚骨ガラなどごみが大量に出るはずなのに店の裏側のゴミ捨て場には,段ボールとビニールパックの廃棄物だけ。

豆腐屋で雪花菜(おから)が出ない店が増えている。
技術革新と言うより豆腐が変わってきている。

ダシを取ればかなりカツ節のカスが出るはずだが全く出ないソバ屋さん。

天然鰻で有名な店の脇に捨てられた養鰻場の箱の山

築地市場で売っている有機野菜のシールは何に使うんでしょうか。

何処の地方の土産物屋、山奥の旅館でも売っている,原産地不明の山菜。近くの山ではとれない山菜をどうして名物として売っているのか。それにしてもきれいな色している。せめて裏の成分表を見れば良いのに,意外と皆気にしてないようですね。

卵サンドの包みの裏ラベルを見たら材料に魚肉・・・?
   (中身のゆで卵の黄身は粉末 白身は蒲鉾)
これって絶対2〜3日腐らない。生産者は頭良いね。

マヨネーズは卵黄、オイル、マスタード、塩,胡椒、酢以外なにもいらないはず。乳化しているので腐りにくい。が特徴。
今度スーパーでマヨネーズを買うとき、手に取ってよく読んで下さい成分表を。
 
少し暗い話になったので、これから旨い物を探しに行ってきます。      
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

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'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

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Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

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Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

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What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

For me it's simply unbelievable that Sebastian Vettel started in Formula One only 4 years ago and has already become World Champion.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

If you are going through hell, keep going.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.

Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

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Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

The covers of this book are too far apart.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

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The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

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C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

The truth is more important than the facts.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

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Why don't you write books people can read?

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

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Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.

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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

A blog is in many ways a continuing conversation.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

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You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

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Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.